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23 August 2006 @ 01:39 am
Week 3: Of The Month Clubs  

Behind the Weekly Adventures: The Stuff You Didn't See

Week 3: Of The Month Clubs:

Random Selections from Tracie's RENT of the Month Club, Past and Future:

  • Anthony Rapp's pawned glasses.

  • Boxer shorts worn by Taye on opening night.

  • Numerous signed knit skull caps, both black and white.

  • Mr. Cappycakes paper doll set.

  • Complete list of cast members, both past and present, who are rumored to have VD.

  • Adam Pascal's favorite pair of Ladyjeans.

  • Ten gallon plastic pickle tub, played on by Wilson and straddled by Rapp.

  • The rickety stool that Idina used nightly to beat Taye about his head and neck.

  • One of Fredi Walker's discarded extentions.

  • Bootleg copy of Broadway Cruise's Polynesian Tour of RENT.

  • OBC Poster signed by Wilson Jermaine Heredia seventeen times.

  • "Without You: A Memoir of Love, Loss, and the Musical Rent," with the funniest parts highlighted.

  • Pair of Plaid Roger pants that wardrobe threw out because they had been bedazzled.

  • Basement Demo of Jesse's upcoming Cover CD, featuring such hits as "2 Become 1" and "Toxic."

  • Apologetic letter from Daphne Rubin-Vega, explaining that all her memorabilia was destroyed in a freak oxygen tank explosion.

  • Alex Melcher, the German Mark.

  • Four different MARFs, disposed of after prurient backstage shenanigans warped the knit.

  • Printed out, leather bound Collins/Joanne fanfiction. (Since Jesse L. Martin is above the internet, he calls on Anthony Rapp to find these stories. Seeing as Collins/Joanne fanfiction does not exist, Anthony Rapp does a Find and Replace on scores of Collins/Angel fanfiction. All goes well until the first story where Collins gives Joanne a blowjob. Tracie doesn't mind, though, seeing as Rapp also slipped in all the Collins/Mark fanfiction he could find. She reads Leaves of Grass ten times.)

  • Upcoming Selections in Rosario's Porn of the Month Club:

  • 28 Gays Later

  • A Clockwork Orgy

  • A Tale of Two Titties

  • Ally McFeel

  • Bat Dude and Throbin

  • Battlestar Orgasmica

  • Beverly Hills 9021-Ho!

  • Bi-Curious George

  • Black Cock Down

  • Buffy the Vampire Layer

  • Coo-coo for Cocoa Cocks

  • Cunt Hardly Wait

  • Dawson's Crack

  • Dildo Baggins: Lord of the Wangs

  • Doing John Malkovich

  • Dude, Where's My Dildo?

  • Edward Penishands

  • Fatal Erection

  • Ferris Bueller Gets Off

  • Gangbangs of New York

  • Harry Potter in Hermione's Chamber of Secrets

  • Horny Python and the Bony Tail

  • How Stella Got Her Tube Packed

  • Indiana Joan and the Temple of Poon

  • Inspect-Her-Gadget

  • Lap Dances with Wolves

  • Lawrence of a Labia

  • Little Oral Annie

  • Lord of the Cock Rings

  • Men In Back

  • Miami Spice

  • Oklahomo!

  • Phallus in Wonderland

  • Pocahotass

  • Shake My Spear, I'm In Love

  • Sex Trek: The Next Penetration

  • Tales from the Clit

  • The Iron Giant Vibrator

  • The Slutty Professor

  • The Texas Dildo Massacre

  • Titty Titty Bang Bang

  • Turner and Cooch

  • Varsity Blows

  • White Men Can't Hump

  • Though the reasoning behind the selected Of The Months Clubs should be evident, we'll include the following just so everyone is clear:

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